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Gosling Choice for Texas Ken Lead
in Star-Studded Paxton Ordeal Cast

Capitol Inside
September 2, 2023

Ryan Gosling hit a home run in the highest-grossing movie of the year as the iconic character Ken in Greta Gerwig's Barbie. He could be the perfect choice for the role of another Ken who's almost as famous. just as fun and appealing to women in his age range in a feature film about the circus that's set to open with Attorney General Ken Paxton's impeachment trial in the Texas Senate on Tuesday.

Gosling would have the lose the tan and platinum crown that he wore for Barbie. But Gosling - a Canadian who was born in Ontario - wouldn't have to learn to talk with a drawl like a native Texan in light of the fact that Paxton isn't one himself. While it would require some high-level makeup artists to make Gosling look almost 20 years older for the Paxton part, the two share a common physical bond with a lazy eye as a signature characteristic. There's an undeniable resemblance - albeit it subtle - in the faces as well.

Gosling would be tough to beat for the Paxton part. He broke his teeth on show business as a Mickey Mouse club member before a distinguished career as a thespian who's scored two Oscar nods and appears destined for a third for his work in Barbie. But he's been preparing for the part of the other Ken throughout an adult career based on the range of the roles that he's had at the top of the A-list.

Gosling for starters played a highly successful attorney opposite Anthony Hopkins in the 2007 film Fracture. Paxton served for eight years and five months as the top state lawyer here before the Texas House voted 121-23 to give him the boot. The personal legal intrigue would intensify in an untitled Paxton project with the State of Bar of Texas threatening to disbar him.

Gosling played a devious hedge fund manager in The Big Short. He received acclaim as a political operative in the grey areas in the George Clooney movie The Ides of March. Gosling was a cop in Gangster Squad. He robbed banks in The Place Behind the Pines. But Gosling's best selling point for a Paxton casting may be a role that he had as man with a secret identity in The Gray Man. The new Ken film would probably contain scenes with a character that Paxton created to cloak his own identity on Uber rides to the home of an alleged mistress and other destinations from Los Angeles to Chicago for reasons that are still unknown.

With Gosling in unrivaled demand, Andrew Garfield could be Plan B for Paxton as another major talent who was dynamite as the television evangelist who made a fortune off Jesus and went to prison in The Eyes of Tammy Faye.

But Paxton isn't the only character with Academy Award potential in a movie that would be a novel combination of comedy, family drama, Texana, legal chessmatch and historic suspense thriller that features scenes at the U.S. Supreme Court and the riot on January 6 in which the AG was a key participant.

Will Ferrell gets the vote here for Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick, who's ranked as the second most important member of the possible Paxton movie cast. People who watch the impeachment trial will probably agree. Hopkins is a possibility if Patrick isn't that funny in his own new role as the judge in the proceedings that Paxton's camp has branded as a kangaroo court. But Patrick is one of several major characters who would have the ability to play himself.

Nate Paul - the real estate developer and contributor who's Paxton's closest pal - is third in the tentative credits at the heart of the scandal. But Paul's casting could be more of a challenge as a handsome character with darker skin than the protagonist as a product of parents from India. Dev Patel could be ideal if the filmmakers as a British actor whose parents moved the family to England from Kenya. Patel's breakthrough role came in the Oscar-winning Slumdog Millionaire - and he earned a nod from the Academy for best supporting actor for his work in the film Lion.

Emma Stone would have a chance to team up with Gosling again if she sought and won the part of Laura Olson - who Texas House prosecutors have portrayed as a Paxton love interest who was an integral piece of a bribery scheme involving the attorney general and Paul. Stone and Gosling thought they'd won an Academy Award for best picture together for La La Land before it was yanked away on the stage and given to the movie that actually won in the balloting. Stone has one of the biggest smiles in the movie business and could be an excellent choice for the Olson character - especially if Gosling is performing with her as Paxton.

Middle-aged actors with dark hair and a proven ability to grow a handlebar mustache with curls on the tips may have the best shots at callbacks if they audition for the role of Republican State Rep. Andrew Murr as the General Investigating Committee chairman who spearheaded a stealth probe that led to Paxton's impeachment in the House on a vote of 121-23 on the final weekend in May.

Murr's committee warmed up for the Paxton ambush when it voted to expel Republican Bryan Slaton from the lower chamber earlier that month for violating a brand new rule that prohibits representatives from having sex with staffers they supervise. But the unanimous House vote to strip Slaton of the House seat that he'd won twice appeared to be more of a contest on the popularity of a member whose only friend in the chamber betrayed him when the heat was on. Slaton got railroaded and Murr was driving the train.

Murr and a band of House managers who he's leading to battle have raised the bar on the concept of trying a high-profile case in the press. The Senate has a gag order in effect on anyone with direct connections to the impeachment. But that hasn't stop almost daily leaks to selective major newspapers on a rotating basis for several weeks with information and allegations that are highly incriminating and will be explored in more detail at the trial.

But the House impoeachment managers arguably deserve the most credit for the expansion of the story into the comedy realm with the introduction of the chacter Dave P that Paxton played himself in real life when using burner phone apps to flag down Uber rides for trips to places where he didn't want to get caught but did anyway.

Stay tuned for more on Paxton the Movie ...

 

Ken Paxton
Casting: Ryan Gosling or Andrew Garfield

Texas attorney general 2015-present. Indicted for securities fraud in 2015 case that's pending. FBI target in bribery probe that former assistants initiated as whistleblowers. Sought to overturn 2020 election with fabricated voter fraud claims. Key speaker at Donald Trump rally that sparked U.S. Capitol insurrection on Januar 6. Accused Antifa of staging riot with actors as MAGA loyalists. Married to GOP State Senator Angela Paxton. Former state rep and senator. Impeached May 29 in Texas House on 121-23 vote with 60 Republicans and 61 Democrats voting aye. Charged with bribery and other corruption allegations initially in 20 articles of impeachment.

 

Dan Patrick
Casting: Will Ferrell, Anthony Hopkins or Dan Patrick (as himself)

Texas Senate Court of Impeachment judge. Lieutenant governor 2015-present. Former state senator. Donald Trump state campaign chairman. Created $1 million voter fraud fund that paid one bounty after liberal poll worker blew whistle on Trump voter in Philadelphia. Former television sportscaster and sports bar chain operator. Conservative radio talk show host and owner. Senate president with no experience as a jurist. Most powerful legislative leader in Texas history. Controls Senate Republicans with iron fist.

 

Nate Paul
Casting: Dev Patel or Channing Tatum

Austin real estate developer who's named in half-dozen impeachment articles alleging bribery and other offenses in scheme with alleged Paxton mistress. Close Paxton friend and donor. Indicted in July 2023 by federal grand jury amid allegations of lying on loan documents. Victoria native whose parents immigrated from India.

 

Tony Buzbee
Casting: Jim Carrey or Matthew McConaughey

Houston trial lawyer who's face of Paxton impeachment defense team. Candidate for Houston City Council in bid to unseat incumbent who's a Republican. who's incumbent. Former Texas House candidate in Democratic primary, Houston mayoral contender and entrepreneur with new line of cannabis seltzer drinks with Delta-8 called HoBuzz.

 

Andrew Murr
Casting: James Franco or Ben Stiller

Texas House 2015-present. General Investigating Committee chairman who spearheaded probes that culminated in the first expulsion in 96 years with the ouster of Republican Bryan Slaton for having sex with a staffer before leading the inquiry that culminated in Ken Paxton's impeachment.

 

Angela Paxton
Casting: Natalie Portman or Tina Fey

Republican state senator who's attorney general's wife and his children's mother. Announced that she would vote on husband's fate in trial days before special Senate impeachment rules committee voted to deprive her of such a right due to a conflict of interest. Standing by spouse despite allegatons of infidelity in articles approved by House.

 

Laura Olson
Casting: Emma Stone or Amanda Seyfried

Ken Paxton alleged love interest who's tied into bribery scheme that House managers cited in impeachment charges in AG dealings with AG friend and donar Nate Paul.

 

Rusty Hardin
Casting: Joe Pesci or Harvey Keitel

One of two most legendary Houston lawyers teaming up with the other as criminal attorney for Victoria Osteen, Anna Nicole Smith late husband J. Howard Marshall and long list of pro sports starts including Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson in court fight with massage parlor workers represented by impeachment defense lawyer Tony Buzbee.

 

Dick DeGuerin
Casting: Gary Oldman or Robert Downey Jr.

One of two most legendary Houston lawyers teaming up with the other as criminal attorney for Tom DeLay, Kay Bailey Hutchison, David Koresh, Robert Durst, Billy Joe Shaver and others prominent Texans.

 

Don Cogdell
Casting: Bruce Greenwood

Richard "Racehorse" Haynes apprentice who's trial lawyer legend in Texas now is representing Ken Paxton with big part in opening arguments with tears at start. Veteran actor Bruce Greenwood is a dead ringer.

 

Rick Perry
Casting: Tom Selleck or Rick Perry (as himself)

Former Texas governor and Donald Trump energy secretary is late addition after Wall Street Journal that defends House vote to impeach in major twist as good friend with Senate judge Dan Patrick. Experience as actor who played himself in Tommy Lee Jones comedy Man of the House.

 

Donald Trump
Casting: John Goodman or Donald Trump (as himself)

Ken Paxton's most valuable supporter in impeachment ordeal despite distractions of four criminal cases in which former president is engulfed.

 

Michelle Smith - Paxton chief of staff and director of impeachment defense strategy behind the scenes.

Jonathan Stickland - Former state representative who's ringleader of grassroots revolt against impeachment as warrior for right.

James "Blake" Brickman - Former assistant attorney general. Whistleblower

Donna Campbell - Republican State Senator who reportedly fired alleged Paxton mistress from job on Capitol staff.

Bill Miller - Legendary lobbyist and consultant who's emerged as Paxton's designated defender in mainstream media in countdown to trial.

Briscoe Cain - Republican state representative who's Texas Freedom Caucus original is House impeachment manager after breaking ranks with far right.

Dade Phelan - Texas House speaker who gave green light on Paxton investigation and impeachment that top lieutenants carried out.

Joan Huffman - Republican state senator who chairs Finance Committee and had most impact on special impeachment rules committee that voted to deny Paxton's wife a vote in the trial.

Charlie Geren - Republican state representative who served on House committee that recommended impeachment after secret probe. Veteran lawmaker creates part that Sam Elliott could play.

Julie McCarty - True Texas Project CEO as veteran activist with star qualities as director of pro-Paxton pressure campaign aimed at half-dozen GOP senators who she apparently sees as swing votes.

Terry Canales - State representative from border gives cast token Democrat as impeachment co-manager at statehouse where Democrats have backed Paxton firing in process that House GOP leads. Father had key role in impeachment of district judge in 1976.

 

The cast could include additional parts for possible female love interests, Uber drivers and others who may or may not be formally identified and played by actors. The list of potential cameos would include Tim Dunn and Farris Wilks as mega-donors who are bankrolling effort to save Paxton. Governor Greg Abbott could have a non-speaking part after being invisible throughout the ordeal. New significant characters could as the third and final act comes together in the impeachment trial that starts Tuesday.

 

 

 

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